The "If I Was Famous I Would Make You Mine and Have Your Babies" Guy.

Gerard Pique.... wow... its the only word I can muster up, besides gorgeous, god damn sexy, my future baby daddy, god, beautiful.....he is basically the most handsome male specimen on the planet!

FACT!!!

For those of you who are not familiar with him, here is a brief bio:

Gerard Pique i Bernabéu: Born 2 February 1987 in Barcelona, Catalonia. He is a Spanish footballer, currently playing as a central defender for FC Barcelona.

Right, so enough with the boring details. Quite frankly I couldn't care if he was a homeless crack addict, I would still have his babies!

Let the drooling begin:

He has a beard and I still want him! That's a winner!

The PERFECT body.

THE MOST GORGEOUS EYES!!

He bites his nails, and I don't give a @#$^!!

Not just anyone can pull off a hat!

So as you can see he is the most beautiful man in the world. Its a fact. What I like the most about him, is that he isn't 'discovered', therefore not every teen with raging hormones has him up on the back of their bedroom door just yet.

Then we have the problem:

SHAKIRA! WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!
1. You stole my man!
2. While pique is famous, you are REALLY famous, so its a matter of months till my undiscovered beauty makes the Top 100 Hottest hunks and is ruined forever!!
3. They are the cutest couple I have ever seen, and I can't help but be happy for them!

I'm going to re evaluate my life.

Thats all. o_0

Free Shit Rocks!

About a month ago there was a competition at work. Basically a 'who wants to be a millionaire' rip-off where we were asked questions about our products (there was no money involved) L.A.M.E I know!

Being the nerd ahem! genius....I am, I won. What I won wasn't as fabulous as a million big ones would've been, but I have never truly won anything in my life, so I was pretty amped! The 'million $ prize' was two complimentary movie tickets and two popcorn and coke combos. For those of you that have been to the movies lately, its not a cheap date! So I took my man out and said I was paying! Sucker!

It got me thinking.... the cost of living has become so high!
I remember my mom telling me stories of her childhood and how she would go to the movies (sorry, bio scope :P) with 50c, get her ticket, popcorn and coke and still have change!

70% of the worlds population earns 10% of the worlds income... scary thought.

So now we get down to my point:

The beach, laughter, nature, hugs, air, kisses, friendship and love. Its all free and that is what makes the world go round and everyone in it happy :)         

Free shit rocks!

xoxo

Blackberry?... or Crackberry?

There’s a lot of things we Blackberry owners encounter that range from completely annoying to absolutely ridiculous.  Here are a few 'dont's' that one should keep in mind if they currently are, or intend to join this revolution in instant messaging!

DONT'S 

• Broadcast messages.

Love them and love to hate them. Lets just get one thing straight, we are all unique just like everyone else! So before you hit 'select all' and send off a joke which you think is hysterical, take a second and think: will my mom, boyfriend/girlfriend, friend from church and 14 year old cousin find a sex joke funny. The answer is NO!

Besides jokes, other broadcast messages such as 'if you don't forward this, your family will die' , 'pray for this dying child' and 'click on this link' are highly irritating. 3 things, if you think your family will honestly die if you don't forward the message, we have bigger problems to deal with. If I wanted to feel sad and know what was happening in the world I would watch the news and lastly, I will not click on some unknown random link without any knowledge of what it is, because I am not an idiot.

Just this morning I got this broadcast message from a friend. It read 'Gaza under attack, with pictures... with a URL link attached'. So I clicked on the link (I don't know what I was thinking) and waited as horrific picture after horrific picture downloaded onto my phone! I could not believe it! Thank you so much for making me feel sick. Did you honestly have to do that to me? Yes we should all be aware of whats happening in the world, but to send me those pictures which would make Hitler vomit is just wrong! makes me wonder if you are sending that to your 14 year old cousin too!

• Changing of profile pictures and display names

Yes we know you look completely different and even more gorgeous from different angles and with different facial expressions but PLEASE don't change your picture 27 times a day! I.WILL.KILL.U. Oh and changing you display name, just keep in mind that most people know you by your real name! NOT a nickname you just made up!

<---DON'T DO THIS!

• Status updates

No sane person goes from happy, to sad, to excited, to hungry, to overwhelmed, to angry in the space of 2 hours.

Really, I understand that a status update is used to indirectly communicate with your contacts, but when you abuse this I.WILL.DELETE.U.
AND personal business is just that, PERSONAL, if you put it as your status, I like many other people will just see it as attention seeking and ignore it, while under the surface they are quietly planning your assassination. Yes there are a few exceptions, but I am waaaaay passed caring.

Other than those top 3 pet peeves about Blackberry's, don't get me wrong.....I love them! I save tremendously on airtime and can keep in contact with friends and family near and far!

Rant and rave complete.
xoxo

Is there a voice that is more important?

This is my very first post on my very first blog. Exciting. Daunting. Too much pressure! Lets not get ahead of ourselves here, its not like the president is going to be reading this, or anyone famous really. I'm just a regular girl in a regular world doing my regular daily activities. That last sentence sounded like it could be the new catch phrase for Kellogs' All Bran Flakes. (It's a pleasure!)

Maybe I should tell you a bit about myself, seeing as I am selling myself on this blog (not in that way!), I mean in terms of the fact that you are going to be reading about my life and are entitled to know a bit about me before I blow your minds!

I am a 21 year old girl living in Johannesburg South Africa. Sarcasm is my favourite thing in the world, besides my family and friends! I despise rude people and will hate you if you have bad manners, its just the way it is!  This is me:

So I live in sunny South Africa, I have nothing positive or negative to say about this country. But lets face it, we have cool shit like this:

But we also have bad shit like this, a little too much of it:

It was pretty blunt of me to classify South Africa into just having a mountain with lots of crime, but I am blunt, straight forward and will tell you exactly how it is. Don't get me wrong though, I love my country, proudly South african and all that shiz!... sometimes.

I'm a fairly content person with hardships and happy times and hectic nights! I hope you enjoy reading my blog.

Peace out

xoxo